Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Idiocracy Realized

Ayn Rand would be proud. These past 50 years have been an unprecedented orgy of consumption and self-interest that would make even her blush. Granted, the economy has devolved into a Frankenstein's monster of crony capitalism with a dash of pseudo-socialism. Unfortunately the system of "pure capitalism" that she envisioned currently only exists in Milton Friedman's text books and in those parts of Latin America where it wiped out entire economies and impoverished millions. Here in America, we will get there, but these things take a bit of time.

She would be pleased to see Wall Street firms back at work, following a (very) brief hiatus, busily securitizing and liquidating the country. She would nod approvingly at a growing gap between rich and poor now back to historic levels last seen in the 1920s - further proof that altruism is indeed dead and long buried. She would note the 3 billion plus people across the globe living on less than $1/day and the 50k+ children dying each day for want of a few dollars of food and medicine. She would give a nod to our fortitude to allow these indolents to suffer the inevitable consequences of their laziness and inefficiencies.

She would highly approve of the populist tea party movement enthusiastically railing against its own interests and the "profligacy" of the current Administration, not withstanding the 30 previous years of squandered resources and deficits. Talk about closing the barn door after the horses are out. I cannot fathom the average individual taking to the street to oppose the extension of health care benefits to the unemployed, yet implicitly supporting tax cuts for the ultra wealthy, copious handouts for the Beltway bandits, troops in 140 countries, 18 aircraft carrier groups and 2 totally pointless wars. Go figure.

I also can't reconcile those who seemingly profess a belief in Judeo-Christian values while enthusiastically embracing Ayn Rand's decadent ideology of "rational self-interest". After all, Ayn Rand considered altruism to be immoral, thereby not only bastardizing the term "moral", but also taking a diametrically opposite view to that other well known Jewish philosopher.

All sarcasm aside, I don't think even Ayn Rand could get her demented mind around this current fiasco we call the economy. The fact remains that any economic system that is systematically dismembered by special interest groups will fail, be that Capitalism, Socialism, Communism or any other system we conjure up. Political operators believe that the status quo is sustainable and even desirable - this endless oscillation between one political ideology and then another, each allowing its constituent crony special interests to feast at the public trough. Yet just an ounce of honesty and decency reveals that to be a false and self-serving belief. We could completely swap out and replace the entire current batch of jokers on Capitol Hill with a completely new crew and yet obtain the same deleterious outcome, as long as special interest groups have unfettered access to public money and power.

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The rest of this entry is a time capsule for the future, as a testament against the burgeoning if not fully realized Idiocracy. Following is a list of *some* of the more egregious widespread ideas and practices that years from now the survivors (if any) of the impending Dark Ages will not believe are commonly accepted both here in the U.S. and across much of the developed world:

1) Running fiscal and trade deficits for 30 years straight
(Except for a couple of years during the Clinton Administration when tax receipts from the tech bubble caused a temporary fiscal surplus )

2) Using cheap loans and low interest rates to "grow" the pseudo-economy via over-consumption and misallocation of capital, conveniently sidestepping each financial crisis by adding yet more monetary stimulus, until the entire system finally collapses in a deflationary credit collapse on a scale unprecedented in history

3) Spending Social Security and Medicare tax receipts as general revenues, thereby bankrupting the system and leaving future generations (and the Boomers) with no social safety net

4) Outsourcing an entire manufacturing base to foreign countries along with all of the accompanying managerial and engineering skills and intellectual capital, replacing these industries with Starbucks baristas, mortgage brokers, and bar tenders

5) Using homes like ATM machines

6) Paying Wall Street twenty-somethings millions of dollars to day-trade pieces of paper back and forth in a zero sum game while the real economy and real jobs are outsourced to foreigners

7) Injecting 80 million barrels of oil per day into the atmosphere and then ignoring the advice of the overwhelming number of climate scientists; preferring instead to follow the hack advice of infotainment talk show hosts, oil industry owned pseudo-scientists or Billy Bob next door who has been faithfully assimilating the Op/Ed section of the Wall Street Journal on his way to the Sports section:

- Despite hurricanes growing in force by 50% over 40 years
- Polar ice caps melting at unprecedented rates
- Acceleration in temperatures and growth in atmospheric carbon occurring at fastest rate in all of Earth's history
- Mass extinction of species occurring at fastest rate in Earth's history

8) Funding terrorist enemies in the Middle East via their wealthy oil sponsors who pretend to be our so-called allies in the war on terror, while we pretend not to notice...

9) Fighting two endless and pointless wars in the same region.
(Small hint for policy-makers: The war on terror can't be won; terrorism is a method of warfare, not a specific instance of war, uh duh!)

10) Electing a drug-addled, alcoholic, 'C' student, draft dodging dilettante and Alzheimer-ridden B-actor to the most powerful political office on the planet. More generally, electing smooth talking salesmen with no history of accomplishment who spend half their time campaigning and the other half of the time making fancy speeches promising the impossible.

11) Pumping our children full of factory junk food toxic waste while obesity and diabetes rates skyrocket amongst the young, all in the name of "consumer choice" i.e. the trojan horse for selling more corporate crap

12) Vastly overpaying country club CEOs tens and hundreds of millions of dollar to layoff millions of workers, outsource the most productive part of the economy, and otherwise drive the country into depression. Meanwhile, minimum wage is a measly $7.25, lower than it was in 1974 adjusted for inflation (i.e. 1974 equivalent is ~$10).

13) Producing an overwhelming preponderance of ESPN-addled boy-men too preoccupied with sports games and Xbox to notice the world disintegrating around them.

14) Using 5x as much resources as the average person on the planet and believing this to be a sustainable and scalable way of life, even when confronted with $147/barrel oil