Monday, September 22, 2014

It's All Up To The Circus of Buffoons Now

History's largest boatload of dumbfucks are straining towards self-obliteration. 
There's nothing we can do to help, so don't even ask


Faux News: Creating the illusion of a permanent Idiocracy
You may well be a rational human being. Perhaps even capable of caring about someone and something other than yourself for more than :15 minutes. Perhaps you care about your children's future. Well, unfortunately you are statistically alone.

Therefore, you look around and see that you now live on a planet overrun with self-absorbed consumption drones, and you despair. Years and decades of bad decisions have now accumulated, and you, the lonely human, living in a sea of mindless zombies, begins to fear that this could go on forever. 

Denialism is self-nominated extinction: highly democratic
Therein lies the upside. Because by silencing all of the critics, by shouting down all reason and logic, by flooding the airwaves with hyperbolic bullshit, the denialists have thereby made a one-way bet on the impossible. There is no logic or reason to impede them now. They have free rein. And only because they now feel invincible and are therefore willing to take their simplistic asinine ideas all the way to level "11", is this clusterfuck guaranteed to end as violently and unexpectedly as possible.

Rest easy knowing that we are taking the fastest possible route to collapse, leading to eventual sustainability. A circus of buffoons is working overtime to bring this globalized clusterfuck to its most unforeseen and cataclysmic ending. Repeating dumbfucked ideas until they implode, is what they do. We could only get in the way.